the top 20 slogans for legalized Marijuana

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 19:21:53

The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana


20> Got Buzz?

19> Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All

18> A Day Without Pot is Like School

17> Weed My Lips!

16> Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!

15> What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?

14> Obey Your Jones

13> Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like,
paper and rope and necklaces and stuff

12> It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!

11> Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime

10> Official Sponsor of the NBA

9> Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi...
Dude! I totally f***ed that up!

8> Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke

7> This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

6> When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?

5> SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did
we just think it?)

4> Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads

3> Just Doob It

2> It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny,
seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.


and the Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...


1> Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

Post 2 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 19:53:27

*smiles, hahahaha

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 19:54:25

Hey, I agree with all of those dude!

What'd I just say?

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 20:06:32

Dude, pass it this way please?

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 21:34:54

hell yes! Crank up the hendrix!

Post 6 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 22:55:18

love it

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 16:56:40

damn, I've never had a virtual high before. It sure is cheaper.

Bob